Funny Christmas Cards

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Q: Funny things to put in a Christmas card?
I'm making some cards this year, and I want to get a little creative with it, but I want it to say something funny. Like not fart jokes or anything, just something cute/funny.

A: say something like: Merry Christmas, I wanted to get you something really nice this year, so I got you a car ... and then have the d on the back of your card, then say something like, and I made it myself :). Just a thought

Q: Im making my own christmas cards and need something funny but nice to go in side to give to family and friends


A: Here are a few good ones that I have seen before but would be worth redoing... Outside of the card: Santa with his bottom sticking out Inside: Does this suit make my butt look big? --------------- Outside of the card: Gingerbread Man with a broken arm and the piece on the ground Inside: OH SNAP! :( -------------- Outside of the card: 4 Stages of life: Believing in Santa Claus, Not Believing in Santa Claus, Being Santa Claus and looking like Santa Claus Inside: Which one are you this year? ------------- Outside: A picture of Fruitcake with a No cirlce symbol over it Inside: Just say NO to fruitcake ------------ Outside: Smiley face + an "L" with a No circle symbol over it Inside: Happy Noel ---------- Outside: Picture of a Cow with a santa hat Inside: Mooey Christmas.. Thats about all the ones I can remember. Have fun with your project.. thats a cool idea. :)

Q: funny christmas card family photo?
family of 4 live in CA by the beach mom dad son and daughter...any suggestions

A: Wear summer clothes on the beach with santa hats? http://lilduckduck.com/beach-photo-christmas-card/1622

Q: What's a funny, cute christmas card greeting to write in the card?


A: merry christmas and a happy new year! may you have good health, long life and graces in the future.

Q: do you know any funny Christmas sayings that i can write on my cards?
i've ran out of ideas lol

A: hope you don't slip on ice and break your back bone again. happy holidays and keep your eyes up for santa.

Q: What is something funny that I can write in a Christmas card?
The card is for my older brother who is 23 years old. Anyone know something funny I could write in the card? Thanks.

A: Poinsettia's are red. I am so blue... because I am spending Christmas with you...hee! hee!

Q: Funny Saying for Christmas Card?
I'm making my own christmas cards this year with a picture of my baby in a santa hat by the christmas tree. I wanted a funny saying to go in the cards. So far I have.... - I'm a JOY TO THE WORLD Any other suggestions?

A: I'm a JOY TO THE WORLD even when I don't give my Mom a SILENT NIGHT. :)

Q: Where can I get Christmas Cards with our faces pasted on Elves (or any other funny character) bodies?
I know about the "Elf yourself" by Office Max... I want something just like that except on cards that can be snail mailed.... searched the net can't find ANYTHING like that not in a ecard. Any ideas? As I stated above, I do not want it in a ecard..I want a paper card to mail

A: Actually, you even could insert your photos to Chrismtas eCard, and also insert your voice, music and more to eCard.Here is a tutorial for you. http://www.flashkit.com/tutorials/Tips_And_Techniques/How_to_C-Sambrena-1551/index.php

Q: help? need funny christmas poem?
alright.. so well .. in school we are making christmas cards for each.. but the teacher gets to pick who makes cards for each other.. I got this guy. He has a jokey personality and you can always count on him to make everyone laugh.. So, I need a short but funny christmas poem.. or saying to write inside the christmas card that i am making for him. any ideas? thankz in advance =]

A: Oh, ya better watch out, ya better not cry, ya better not pout, I'm tellin' ya why Mrs (teachers name) is coming around! She sees you when your sleeping She knows when you're awake She knows when you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sake! Quick! Hide the note, spit out the gum! Stick it under your desk with your thumb! Look up at her with an innocent smile, She'll pass on by in a little while. Oh, ya better watch out, ya better not cry, ya better not pout, I'm tellin' ya why Mrs (teachers name) is coming around! Have a happy Christmas & New Year too This card is written from me to you!

Q: Funny Message For Christmas Card?
So every year I do a Christmas card. This year I have photographed the image i want to use, but I can't think of a funny message. The inspiration was that the shaving cream looks like Santa's beard. Other than that... there is really nothing Christmassy about it. I am the person in the photo, I am a gender illusionist (this means that i am actually a man), this could help with a funny play on words or a pun. The image can be viewed at http://courtneyact.com/files/1.jpg

A: Oh my word is that YOU!? as in, is that REALLY a guy...? anyway, the christmas message could be something like... "all santa wanted for christmas this year was a crisp white sky for a star gazer, what he got was a cross dressed guy with a sharp razor...." lol. good luck!

Q: Looking for a funny saying for Christmas card with a pic of my daughter on it.?
last 2 years have done these... silent night....yea right and holy crap! its that time of the year again!-pic of here at toilet paper in bathroom I'm running out of funny thing to say! Please help!!

A: Get a beautifull, blissfull, sleeping photo with the caption "if i could only think of her as sleeping, instead of re-charging"

Q: funny things to write in a christmas card? ?
some funny things I can write in christmas cards for my friends?

A: i thought i could save a bit of money if i just say happy birthday, happy easter and merry christmas. Answer mine? http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnAXJh.JTho40hFHMlb2fqroDxV.;_ylv=3?qid=20081208021236AA0R78V

Q: Whats the funniest Christmas card message you've ever seen?


A: My wifes late father sent us a xmas card once that he made himself, He was a very good artist. It had father xmas sat on the toilet and the wording said. Money's tight times are hard here's your f***ing xmas card.

Q: Christmas Cards?
This Christmas, i would to like to impose a human head on a animal for a funny card. What's the best way to do it. How do i get the airbrush to do it, to make it look real. Thanks.,

A: http://www.hants.gov.uk/hantsweb/standards/howto/images.html http://www.rpi.edu/~medinj/Web_Design/AP.html http://www.thecredence.com/beginners-tutorial-with-gimp-how-to-manipulate-photos/ http://www.3ddigitalphoto.com/howtomake.asp